dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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