Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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