In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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