it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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