we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
im on a boat
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