Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
your like the ambassador to my penis.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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