so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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