just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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