haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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