we have officially lost it.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
