There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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