she smelled like a LAN party
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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