i don't like sucking hair
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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