If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
soo... how was my night?
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