I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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