I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
