Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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