what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He passed out mid-signature
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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