I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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