talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good