Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.