you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN