My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick