perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing