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(703): View more from Virginia

My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.

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(914): View more from New York

i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school

(1-914): View more from New York

oh right the one that ends on your bed

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(803): View more from South Carolina

life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i just like, need to vent to someone

(919): View more from North Carolina

Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?

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(936): View more from Texas

If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.

(606): View more from Kentucky

Cheese only

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(613): View more from Ontario

i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick

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