this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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