It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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