is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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