I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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