I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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