we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Boobs speak an international language.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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