do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Are we still banned from the library?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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