She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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