I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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