please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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