i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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