Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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