He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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