Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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