everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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