yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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