Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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