I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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