I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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