Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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