Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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