thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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