someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
