I want to stick my p in your. b.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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