I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Are we still banned from the library?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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