the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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