even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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