Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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