come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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