apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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