She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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