how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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