No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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