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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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