sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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