I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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