3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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